How come my toasters setting is somewhere between slightly warmed bread and TOTALLY FUCKING CHARRED.

  • Mom: Go to bed early tonight, we have running around to do tomorrow
  • me: Mom you don’t understand my internet friends need me
  • Mom: Till 3 am?
  • me:
  • Mom:
  • me:
  • Mom:
  • me:
  • Mom:
  • me: Yes

It’s sad that this is reality.
Me to everyone on Facebook

I hate this moment on Tumblr




Cause I just imagine Tumblr sitting there like:




And then I’m all like:

The moment when you stand infront of automatic doors at the grocery store and you pretend you have magic/Jedi powers

lol

BRB. DEAD.

Me: Wow, I actually look good today.

Life: lol here’s a cowlick, a zit and 5 lbs.

That moment when you stand behind your Crush in line, but you dont actually say anything so you admire the back of their head

When you can’t get your hair or make-up right and you just want to punch your reflection.

YOU THERE

STOP SCROLLING

AND LISTEN

I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT A GREAT INJUSTICE

THIS NIGGA RIGHT FUCKING HERE. 

THE CRAYOLA OLIVE GREEN

NOBODY EVER USES IT

WANNA KNOW WHY?

CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE

DIARREHA GREEN

THIS NIGGA JUST BE CHILLIN ALL ALONE

NOBODY CARES

^ LOOK.

ITS CUT OFF BECAUSE IT’S NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO BE IN THE PICTURE.

STOP INJUSTICE FROM HAPPENING

USE THE DIARREHA GREEN!!

Ever get the feeling…

lordofthewastes:

If you ain’t posting or reblogging any of the following:

  • Homestuck
  • Dr. Who
  • Harry Potter
  • Porn
  • Delicious Looking food
  • Some sort of Confession or “ask-blog”

That no one bothers with your blog?