I don’t do a particularly good impression of either character, but OH WELL, DID IT ANYWAY.
This is so beautiful there is not a day I will not reblog this
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all
i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing
My dream pair. A dumb golden retriever and a fat lazy cat.
I just need damn good sex and loads of cuddles
Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.
Wanting to design a character but you feel like they’re just a rip off of everything ever
"I really thought that being a Thane was a huge honor because most of the jarls didn’t have others, until I met Bryling and Erikur. When I became The third Thane of Haafinger, I realized Elisif’s a thane slut."
Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.
Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.